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Albert Einstein says the darndest things!

There’s this fun little php based thingy that lets you insert stuff into the chalkboard of Albert Einstein. I made up a little shabooya roll call for him. You can also make him write whatever you want.

Isn’t it fun to mock the dead?

Of DDR and Thievery

I had a very strange (and unusually memorable) dream last night. Then again, maybe all of my dreams are strange, but I just can’t remember them.

It started off with me and my friend Patrick playing Dance Dance Revolution. I was getting AAs and he was doing pretty badly. Then my friend Tim came over and told the two of us that he could get AAA on any song we were trying. What a bluff! I was curious as to see how Tim could be a DDR maniac, so we decided to drive to the mall (because I guess my home DDR wasn’t good enough?).

Tim and Patrick drive away, and I’m still getting into my car (I dunno why we didn’t carpool). I remember that my cell phone is in my parents’ car, but I’m like, “I don’t need that!” I try to follow them but they’re gone. Somehow, I get lost on the way to the mall, and curse myself for not bringing my cell phone to call them. This is strange, because the mall is only like, a few blocks away from my house.

Somehow me and Patrick end up in a school, and he wants to look around. It happens to be some voting day, and there’s a bunch of senior citizens in a room sitting in desks writing up their ballots. Then whoever’s in charge of the election starts kicking the old people out and ripping up their ballots because they’re taking too long to vote. I’m mad, and start yelling about how that’s illegal, and they should let the old people vote.

Suddenly, one of the old people steals something out of my messenger bag (like my PDA or something) and I chase her! It’s one of those slow-motion dream chases. She’s really fast! She gets into her car and I can’t catch her! Later the police nab her, and I demand the death penalty, or at least the right to smack her down.

I dunno if she ever got what was coming to her, but I was pissed. I don’t think I’d wish capital punishment on the elderly in real life, though. I guess it was just the frustration of running really slowly in the dream, and losing to an old lady in a race.

Weird, huh?

Threadless.com Reprint! + Secret Sale!

Hey! So “Captain Awesome” got reprinted at threadless.com. But you know what? I didn’t buy it. For some reason, once it was available, I realized that I wouldn’t really ever wear that shirt in public. In this case, the wanting was more desirable than the having. Just like T’Pring in Amok Time! (If you got that reference, huge nerd props to you!)

I like the design, for sure, but it’s just not a shirt. It would be a cool poster or something though.

I did, however buy some shirts. 3, in fact. Why 3? Because there’s a “secret” sale going on. I’ll fill you in. If you buy 3 shirts and type in one of the coupons, you’ll get $15 off your order. That’s like, 3 shirts for $30. Here’s the codes:

tenbucks20, tenbucks45, tenbucks87, tenbucks34, tenbucks85

Anyway, here’s the shirts I got (so don’t get em, or there could be a chance that we’d wear the same shirt on the same day, and that would be embarassing. Unless you don’t live near me or ever come in contact with me. Then it’s ok):

Nerd Berd

Nerd Berd has a nerdy bird and a cool pattern on it. I’m a nerd, so naturally I like Nerd Berd. It’s also pretty cute. My favorite color is green, so it’s also a plus that the shirt’s main color is green.

The only nerdier shirt I can think of would be one that had binary on it. Oh wait, I already have shirts with binary on them…

What else can I say? I like the Nerd Berd, and hopefully it will like me back.

Human Concept

I’m not really sure I know what the meaning of Human Concept is. What I do know, however, is that elephant looks way cool! And it’s crossing the street! At an elephant crossing!

This elephant is majorly detailed. It reminds me of one of the animals that O’ Reilly (not Bill O’ Rielly!) uses for their books. It’s in Khaki, which means it will go great with my… blue jeans!

Predicament

Predicament is a shirt with a guy fishing on a giant fish! I guess his predicament is what he does after he catches the fish. It looks like the fish has already caught him! This shirt must take place in Soviet Russia!

I picked this shirt because it looks cool. I mean, why else would I pick a shirt, right? I’d prefer it in a different color, but blue works. The sky is blue, and so is water. And there’s both sky and water in this shirt!

Looking at these purchases, it seems there’s pattern. Yep, all these shirts have animals on em. I don’t think I planned this when I bought em, it just happened that way. Or maybe I just prefer animals on my shirts rather than precocious artist trash! Whoa, I think I need some sleep now. Good night.

Word of the Day: titivate

I really love it when they do potentially naughty sounding words for the Word of the Day. Today’s word of the day is:

titivate: to smarten up; to spruce.

One of the examples they use is:

In The Idle Class, when Chaplin is titivating in a hotel room, the cloth on his dressing table rides up and down, caught in the same furious gusts.

— Peter Conrad, Modern Times, Modern Places

Hmmm. Titivating in the hotel room huh? When there’s free HBO and Cinemax, I guess that’s just natural.

I’ll have to use titivate in my everyday vocabulary now to send improper messages to people. Other fun words that I like to use are: “exacerbate,” and “titular.” Go look ‘em up!

I’ll be around. Titivating in my bathroom, exacerbating in my room (knock before you come in!) and watching a titular actress in a movie.

Toby Dawson – My Olympic Doppleganger?

My sister and her husband came back from a trip to Florida today. While there, they watched a lot of the Olympics on TV. They found this guy that apparently looks like me. His name is Toby Dawson, and he won the Bronze medal in Men’s Moguls.

That’s him on the left (with the Olympic medal, duh) and me on the right. I don’t really think that he looks that much like me. A less handsome (and delusional) me? Perhaps. So far in my family, my sister, her husband, and my mom think we look alike. My brother doesn’t think I look like him.

So I leave it to you, the reader to decide. Here’s my first ever poll: Does Toby Dawson look like me? Answer the binary yes or no. If you do vote, be sure and comment on why you voted for that choice. Results will be up… well, instantaneously.

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