-
October 22, 2005
Chicken Choking 101
So there's this toy that teaches kids how to “choke the chicken.” No, not that chicken! It's a toy chicken, called Choke-a-Chicken that you literally choke!Michael Beatty, spokesman for the Queensland state branch of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, fumed: “What's next? Burn a cat? Shoot a dog?
Personally, I'd figure the next toys in this particular line would be: Spank a Monkey, or Groom a Wookie. Note: I did some extensive research on future toys over at Wikipedia.
-
October 15, 2005
Shazam!
Yeah! I posted all of my old blog posts from Ujournal.com and the good ones from xanga. Now they’re all on freaking livejournal. I swear, livejournal, if you fuck with me, I’ll cut ya!
-
October 15, 2005
Free Scoop Night!
Free Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins!!!! In one week. Mark your calendars! Link-o.
-
October 14, 2005
Blingo!
So Blingo is this search engine (it uses google’s search results) that gives you prizes for searching. That is, if you search at exactly the right time, you can get a prize like an iTunes gift certificate or a PSP or something. Only 10 searches count per day, so searching all day won’t get you any better odds. Still, I’m going to try it to see if I can win anything. You should too. And sign up as my friend, that way, if I win, you’ll get the same prize, and vice versa. Awesome, right? -
October 14, 2005
New Journal!
So I have a livejournal now. After having a ujournal and a xanga, and cocurrently writing on myspace. I’ll try and see if I can import my old old posts into this journal. I’ll also see if I should mirror this on myspace. I’d really like a concrete blogspace, but different people read stuff in different places, so that’s probably not possible. Anyway, onto the posts!