This Jamaican dude has permanent hat hair. That's because his hat IS hair! Awesome! I love how they keep his Jamaican accent in his quotes. Read all about it.
For all of you who are tired of the same old Rock Paper Scissors games, how about Rock Paper Scissors Spock Lizard? The addition of Spock and Lizard make the new game awesomely nerdy! Plus, if your opponent can't do the spock hand, your odds are great by choosing Rock or Scissors. I really don't see why Spock can't triumph over all with his logic, though. Live long and prosper, unless you get poisoned by a lizard or disproven by a paper…
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying ‘toxic dart' guns. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels.
This is even worse than sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, because dolphins are way smart! I hate to say it, but it looks like we're gonna have to send in some Navy seals to take care of the dolphins! Buh dun dun!
Deadly dolphins released into the wild! The Guardian reports that trained military dolphins with death darts have been released in the Gulf of Mexico!!