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September 08, 2005
Gojira no Tamago! Godzilla’s Egg! Not.
The package reads “Gojira no tamago,” which translates to egg of Godzilla! That’s pretty cool, but it still looks like a fuckin’ watermelon to me.
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August 15, 2005
Ctrl+Z. I wish.
Damn, this is where my previous Threadless.com post was, but then I was using it to make my new one, and I accidentally overwrote the old one! Ctrl+z? talk about ironic! -
August 07, 2005
Japanese people create remote control women!
Japanese people create remote control women!
Check out the video. There’s like this thing you put on their heads, and then you can make them walk around like they’re drunk, I guess. Or maybe they just needed to get her drunk so she would agree to be remotely controlled by some scientist guy. Either way, remote control women bring us one step closer to a Utopian paradise along with flying cars and cloned dogs.
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August 03, 2005
South Korea Is First to Clone Dog!
South Korea Is First to Clone Dog! When asked for his motiviation, scientist Hwang Woo-suk replied “This dog was so tasty, I wanted to eat him again and again. And now I can!”
Yes, I only posted this news story to make this joke. So sue me!
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June 09, 2005
Free MP3s on Amazon.com
I’ve been downloading some free songs from Amazon.com and I found this band called Of Montreal. They’re pretty good and they remind me of They Might Be Giants when they were poorer and better. Of Montreal is actually probably weirder than TMBG though. You could derive this just from the names of their songs, such as “Iras Brief Life as a Spider” and “Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage.” Yeah. Anyway, check out their free MP3s at Amazon.com. I should probably a CD of theirs, but I haven’t bought a CD in like, 5 years.