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December 05, 2002
Teeth Pulling
Ok people,
I was having this very nice dream this morning, and then it was totally destroyed! I shall explain to you how it was destroyed, for I do not want you to befall the same fate as myself. At some point in my dream, I decided it would be a good idea to try and test my tooth’s durability, by getting some pliers and yanking on it. Lo and behold, my tooth came out, rather quickly. This undermined my entire good dream, because then I was left trying to compensate for my newly acquired speech impediment. Looking in the mirror (the dream mirror), I found that my grin took on a rather pathetic visage. After a while, I figured I would try and reinsert the tooth, so I grabbed the tooth, which was now about 4 times larger than it was before, and quite filthy, and started jamming it into the socket. Of course, this didn’t hurt, it was a dream. After I somewhat successfully re-inserted the tooth, it was still a bit wobbly. This is when I woke up, and had to actually check to see if my tooth was really there or not. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. If you’re having a nice dream, please, do not try and remove one of your teeth, it’ll totally weird you out.
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December 02, 2002
Hooked on a Feelin’
People,
If you do not already know about this, please point your browser either here if you’ve got a fast connection, or here if you don’t. This is probably the best music video I have ever seen in my entire life. If you die before seeing this, I shall pity you beyond mortal comprehension. So go look at it now!
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November 22, 2002
Dream
I had this dream where I warped back into the past! But it was only like, 5 years or so. It was still cool though, cause I was gonna be able to pick stocks and be like, the real Rainman. Yeah, definitely buy, yeah…. Too bad it was just a dream…. OR WAS IT!? DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
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November 20, 2002
Dyquil?
Ok, hear me out here.
Nyquil is Nyquil, not “Nightquil,” so why is it called Dayquil instead of “Dyquil?” It would fit so much better if you could have Nyquil and Dyquil. How cool would that be huh!? Either that or change Nyquil to Nightquil, which wouldn’t be so cool. What do you say people, should we get an angry mob together or what!?
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November 12, 2002
New Keyboard = Awesome Keys
Hey, I got a new keyboard that has a working V key! It also has some weird keys such as “Turbo” and “Key Lock.” Isnt’ that awesome!? Some of the keys are weird though, like the backspace is small, unlike my original backspace, and also the delete key is like, right above the arrow buttons, so it’s all weird. I think once I get used to it, this keyboard and I will get along just fine!
-Hung