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October 15, 2006
Steve Sutton: Creepy Internet Star!
So a while back, I found some videos from a guy doing a daily video journal type thing. His name is Steve Sutton, and his life seems really really boring. Steve speaks in this weird creepy southern accent and just mentions the mundane stuff that happens to him. Visiting Steve's World, you can see he's pretty busy on the internet.
At first I thought the guy was just some kind of geniusly crafted alter ego. A lot of his videos involve post production (like him visiting himself from the future and talking to himself). The more I watch his videos, though, the more I think he's actually a creepy guy.
Here's a video of him talking about eating boiled peanuts. So is he really creepy or fake creepy? You be the judge!
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September 26, 2006
Firefox 2 RC1 Impressions
So today, Firefox 2.0 RC1 got released! Sick of seeing Firefox take 500Mb of ram, I upgraded. I figured that if it's good enough to be a candidate for release, it's good enough for me.
So far, things are going okay. The browser's been open for a few hours now and it's only (!?) taking up 100Mb of ram. I've got 6 tabs open. If this were the older version, I'm pretty sure we'd be at around 500. No joke.
Firefox seems to be less sluggish, which is good. The visual theme has also been updated to look more shiny and glossy. I've also discovered that there's an integrated spellchecker that works its magic on any textarea. Pretty awesome. I can't wait for Firefox 2.0 to officially be released. Then, and only then, can I get a Firefox 2.0 t-shirt to commemorate the occasion.
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September 25, 2006
Joe Mathlete Explains Today’s Marmaduke
Every once in a while, a blog comes along that changes the course of human history. That blog is Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke. In it, Joe Mathlete (is he some kind of math athelete?) explains today's Marmaduke.
Apparently Marmaduke is a fairly unfunny one panel comic. Think Garfield or Family Circus, but perhaps even less funny. Joe Mathlete explains what is happening in the comic, and usually ends up being multitudes of infinity funnier than the actual comic.
Unfortunately, Joe hotlinks to some kind of comic repository for the images, and the older ones are missing actual comic. I may have to add this blog to my RSS feed.
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September 19, 2006
MyPostItSecret – Really Lame Marketing
So while browsing myspace (yeah, I know…), I found some kind of link to a viral marketing site. In it, you take a look into the room of a college bound girl who tells all of her darkest secrets. Unfortunately, they all have to do with Post-It products.
Yes, post-it is trying to get teenagers to use their products. They're using a model who sounds waaayyy too into post it notes:
“I have a rating system for friends. I put my friends' phone numbers up on the wall with post-it specialty notes. The arrows point up or down depending on who's on my list of favorites.”
Wait. This girl has friends!!??
This is probably the worst ad campaign I have ever witnessed. Does Post-it think they're fooling anyone? Maybe their plan is to get publicity by having snarky bloggers write about how bad this is…
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September 12, 2006
Jazz Song Currently Stuck In My Head: My Romance
So every once in a while, a jazz standard just gets stuck in my head and I have to listen to every version of it ever. Right now, that song is “My Romance” by those Rodgers and Hart guys. Some background:
So after hearing of the death of Maynard Ferguson, I decided to listen to some of his music. Y'know, like pay tribute or something (even though I downloaded the music! Sorry Maynard!). I put “Swingin' For Schuur” in my car, and when I got to “My Romance” I was like, “yeah!”
I'd heard the song before, but sometimes these things need words for the whole package to click. I like memorizing words to standards for phrasing issues as well as trivia issues. One of the things I like about the song is that it's totally self aware. Like it's referencing other love songs that have sappy stuff in 'em. Check out the lyrics:
My Romance
Rodgers & Hart
My romance doesn't have to have a moon in the sky
My romance doesn't need a blue lagoon standing by
No month of may No twinkling stars
No hideaway No soft guitar
My romance doesn't need a castle rising in Spain
Nor a dance to a constantly surprising refrain
Wide awake, I can make my most fantastic dreams come true
My romance doesn't need a thing but you
If I ever sing this song in a karaoke setting or something, I want to replace “soft guitar” with “girl from mars.” That'll be so awesome!
The Maynard version is actually a pretty cool arrangement. The Bill Evans one is also really good.



