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Neverlate 7-day alarm clock!

Okay, faithful reader(s), you gotta help me make a decision. I have stupid classes this semester that start at stupid times, and I hate resetting my alarm clock every damn night. I was looking for an alarm clock that you could set for every weekday, and apparently one just came out called the Neverlate 7-day alarm clock. It looks pretty awesome, and it’s $30 to avoid resetting that damn alarm every damn night. The only thing is, it just came out, so there’s no reviews, and it’s American made, which means it’ll probably break before a week has actually passed. Well, I think I might get it anyway, but what do you, my reader(s) think?

Dog toy or marital aid?

Dog toy or marital aid? That’s the name of the game! I got 6 out of 14 right in the first round! They could also be dog marital aids, depending on whether or not your dog is clever enough to use one in order to aid its marriage.

Some Crazy Meme

I guess this is some kind of new game that the kids are playing. I’ll play along.

Brian

David

Meagan

Abad

Marcus

Prison Rave!

Not another prison abuse scandal! This time it’s at the Guantanamo Bay place. Quote:

In one common procedure, uncooperative prisoners were stripped down to their underwear, made to sit in a chair with their hands and feet shackled to a bolt in the floor, and forced to listen to blaring rock and rap music in a room with flashing strobe lights, a military official said.

Wait a minute, they’ve just described a bitchin’ rave! Well, leave out the whole shackling thing and it might be a cool rave. I’m not sure if the Geneva Conventions allow for rave torture or not. Time to practice that orb dance where I’m pretending to be David Bowie in Labyrinth!

Et tu, Steve?

I don’t remember who told me this, it could have been Weller, but I thought that Steve from Blue’s Clues had died from a heroin overdose. That was just a lie to trick people into thinking Steve was unwholesome and a heroin addict. So I figured I’d look and see what Steve is up to at his own webpage, and it looks like he’s a heroin addict! What the heck, Steve? Where’s your green rugby shirt and trusty sidekick dog!? Seriously, he looks about as scary as Michael Jackson with a mustache or Pee Wee Herman with a beard! Why can’t these people just keep looking normal!? (Yes, I concede that at one point Michael Jackson DID look normal)