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January 05, 2004
BestBuy’s Mad PS Skillz
Whoa, check out this free shipping image I got from BestBuy’s webpage:

Apparently BestBuy doesn’t want to put down the cash for PhotoShop, and figures it can do just as good of a job with MSpaint! Check out this guy’s torso! It’s one shade of blue! This just goes to show you kids, when you go to a Best Buy photo shoot, don’t wear a red shirt.
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December 22, 2003
Terror alert!

News! The national terror alert color is now Frankenberry! Expect it to decrease to Count Chocula after the hectic Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza season is over. Personally, these cereal mascots make me feel a lot more relaxed than that crazy ol’ hot to cool color system. But shouldn’t the highest alert be Count Chocula or Frankenberry? Boo Berry looks too mellow to attack the US. Or perhaps it is exactly his docile appearance that makes him the biggest threat…
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November 10, 2003
Self Imaging!
There’s this cool russian web page that lets you make a face from different parts. You’re supposed to make an image of yourself, and the website then averages them all out into one face. I’m thinking this is for russians, cause a lot of the face parts look all rusky like. Anyway, I made my own, and you should too. BTW, my face is number 4711.

Note from Future Hung (March 2008), the site is gone now, but I think this one is sort of the same thing. Almost.
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November 02, 2003
MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER INDIA!
Yes, it’s true. Check it out.
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October 06, 2003
Alleged assaulter formally charged!
Do you ever google for people who have the same name as you? Since I have a big ego, I do regularly and I happened to find this story on a convicted pervert! A snippet:
According to the victims’ testimony, Truong attempted to undress and fondle six of the women. In the most serious charge a victim said Truong penetrated her with his fingers.