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March 20, 2004
Moblog!
Since I have a (good) camera phone now, it's time to moblog! I think moblog stands for mobile blog, and blog stands for web log, so that means it's a mobile web log. Yeah. Anyway, check it out, because I'm gonna be updating it a lot more than I update this sorry excuse for a blog… I mean… uh, yeah. It's located at froinlaven.textamerica.com go there.
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February 12, 2004
Dude, you’re going to jail!
OH NO!
In recent developments, the “Dude, you’re gettin’ a Dell” guy was arrested for possesion of drugs! Stephen, how could you!? I don’t understand how a nice, mellow guy who liked to randomly advertise for a computer company could also do drugs! Oh wait, now it all makes sense, huh?
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February 11, 2004
Comcast Proposes to Buy Walt Disney
That’s right! I just don’t know what a big cable company would do with the corpse of Walt Disney though… Shouldn’t they bury it or something instead? Or is it frozen? I dunno.
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January 05, 2004
BestBuy’s Mad PS Skillz
Whoa, check out this free shipping image I got from BestBuy’s webpage:
Apparently BestBuy doesn’t want to put down the cash for PhotoShop, and figures it can do just as good of a job with MSpaint! Check out this guy’s torso! It’s one shade of blue! This just goes to show you kids, when you go to a Best Buy photo shoot, don’t wear a red shirt.
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December 22, 2003
Terror alert!
News! The national terror alert color is now Frankenberry! Expect it to decrease to Count Chocula after the hectic Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza season is over. Personally, these cereal mascots make me feel a lot more relaxed than that crazy ol’ hot to cool color system. But shouldn’t the highest alert be Count Chocula or Frankenberry? Boo Berry looks too mellow to attack the US. Or perhaps it is exactly his docile appearance that makes him the biggest threat…