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December 22, 2003
Terror alert!
News! The national terror alert color is now Frankenberry! Expect it to decrease to Count Chocula after the hectic Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza season is over. Personally, these cereal mascots make me feel a lot more relaxed than that crazy ol’ hot to cool color system. But shouldn’t the highest alert be Count Chocula or Frankenberry? Boo Berry looks too mellow to attack the US. Or perhaps it is exactly his docile appearance that makes him the biggest threat…
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November 10, 2003
Self Imaging!
There’s this cool russian web page that lets you make a face from different parts. You’re supposed to make an image of yourself, and the website then averages them all out into one face. I’m thinking this is for russians, cause a lot of the face parts look all rusky like. Anyway, I made my own, and you should too. BTW, my face is number 4711.
Note from Future Hung (March 2008), the site is gone now, but I think this one is sort of the same thing. Almost.
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November 02, 2003
MONKEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER INDIA!
Yes, it’s true. Check it out.
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October 06, 2003
Alleged assaulter formally charged!
Do you ever google for people who have the same name as you? Since I have a big ego, I do regularly and I happened to find this story on a convicted pervert! A snippet:
According to the victims’ testimony, Truong attempted to undress and fondle six of the women. In the most serious charge a victim said Truong penetrated her with his fingers.
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September 12, 2003
I’m Published!
Yes, I was published today in a newspaper. The Daily Lobo. Ok so it’s not really a newpaper, more of a newspaper wannabe. Anyway, here is my letter about those bastards running the RIAA. It’s interesting how much the Lobo censored my letter, not that I used any kind of unusable words or anything, they just decided to clean up my super long sentences. Check out the uncut version here. They did, however, take out my whole mention of iTunes, who has done a good job. I guess I should be happy that they decided to publish my letter, though the Lobo is notorious for printing all sorts of crap.