Hung Truong: The Blog!

Cicadas are dangerous to your children!

Yes, it's true. Pediatricians are warning parents about the deadly insects!

Several children fell off bikes, Baker said. “We had a concussion, a 9-year-old who was fleeing a cicada on her bicycle and fell off,” he said.

Another child hit his head on a brick wall while he was running away from one of the insects.

“We had a stab wound to the arm from a kid who was trying to kill a cicada on the arm of another child but unfortunately he was using a knife,” Baker added._

“Another kid tried to kick one under a lawn mower and cut his foot, and we saw a crush injury to the hand when a kid tried to put a cicada under the wheels of a moving car.”

Hmmm. Sounds like the real danger is paranoid/murderous kids. A knife? Come on, that kid was obviously trying to kill the other one using a cicada as a ruse. What is Looney Tunes teaching our kids!?

I am asian

And apparently so is McDonalds. If you go to www.i-am-asian.com there's some weird McDonalds-asian propaganda website about how asians go together with McDonalds like asians and McDonalds. Next thing they're gonna tell us is Ronald McDonald is asian! I knew I should've registered that domain name first…

Free Scoop Night!

Free Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins!!!! In one week. Mark your calendars! Link-o.

Moblog!

Since I have a (good) camera phone now, it's time to moblog! I think moblog stands for mobile blog, and blog stands for web log, so that means it's a mobile web log. Yeah. Anyway, check it out, because I'm gonna be updating it a lot more than I update this sorry excuse for a blog… I mean… uh, yeah. It's located at froinlaven.textamerica.com go there.

Dude, you’re going to jail!

OH NO!

In recent developments, the “Dude, you’re gettin’ a Dell” guy was arrested for possesion of drugs! Stephen, how could you!? I don’t understand how a nice, mellow guy who liked to randomly advertise for a computer company could also do drugs! Oh wait, now it all makes sense, huh?