Hung Truong: The Blog!

Bananas in Danger!

Ok, not to alarm everyone, but according to Yahoo News, the days of the banana may be numbered! I don’t know about you, but I think I’m going to eat as many bananas as humanly possible, in an orgiastic (F. Scott Fitzgerald eat your heart out!) ritual of potassium and other vital nutrients! Or maybe I’ll just stop eating bananas, and let them live out their natural life cycle in peace.

-Hung

Voice Recognition Craziness

hello

I’m using a voice recognition program right now . This means that whenever I say is converted to text . It is working pretty good . The last time I had one of these it was really war will . I’m it’s horrible . It was horrible . but they may this is a working so well . Anyway I will relate to you the story . The story not the story a story not the story . my sister started a fire . She started with while while =oil . What happened after the change our lives drastically . You see, the fire grew out of control , then Giovanni but the pan into the sink . But there was water in the same , therefore the fire grew out of control. I said that already . Anyway, there was fire smoke and a lot of other bad stuff . I was afraid . But then we got the fire extinguisher in Haiti grand old time . That was , we had a grand old time . Let this be a lesson to UK’s , UK’s=you keeps . You keeps=UK’s . UK’s=you with kids minus with . Man this program states states equal stakes again and stop now because this really sucks goodbye of the one of the one being everyone until later ,

Hung Truong30

Teeth Pulling

Ok people,

I was having this very nice dream this morning, and then it was totally destroyed! I shall explain to you how it was destroyed, for I do not want you to befall the same fate as myself. At some point in my dream, I decided it would be a good idea to try and test my tooth’s durability, by getting some pliers and yanking on it. Lo and behold, my tooth came out, rather quickly. This undermined my entire good dream, because then I was left trying to compensate for my newly acquired speech impediment. Looking in the mirror (the dream mirror), I found that my grin took on a rather pathetic visage. After a while, I figured I would try and reinsert the tooth, so I grabbed the tooth, which was now about 4 times larger than it was before, and quite filthy, and started jamming it into the socket. Of course, this didn’t hurt, it was a dream. After I somewhat successfully re-inserted the tooth, it was still a bit wobbly. This is when I woke up, and had to actually check to see if my tooth was really there or not. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. If you’re having a nice dream, please, do not try and remove one of your teeth, it’ll totally weird you out.

Hooked on a Feelin’

People,

If you do not already know about this, please point your browser either here if you’ve got a fast connection, or here if you don’t. This is probably the best music video I have ever seen in my entire life. If you die before seeing this, I shall pity you beyond mortal comprehension. So go look at it now!

Dream

I had this dream where I warped back into the past! But it was only like, 5 years or so. It was still cool though, cause I was gonna be able to pick stocks and be like, the real Rainman. Yeah, definitely buy, yeah…. Too bad it was just a dream…. OR WAS IT!? DUN DUN DUN!!!!!